Overview
A Community college burnout in the making Crispin, spends the majority of his time stuck on repeat with a longtime group of childhood friends. But his newfound desire to move out of his suburban hometown prompts him to land a job at the local, rundown Northwood Pizza. There he meets a group of employees as attached to their jobs as Crispin's friends are to their city; including Sierra, a girl whose musings lie deeper than most. Through his experiences with his friends, coworkers, and a kindling relationship, Crispin Learns to embrace his higher ambitions.
Imagine being a fly on the wall in a pizza shop. Sound interesting? No, of course not. This movie was 80 minutes of mediocre dialog that doesn’t go anywhere or mean much of anything. I hate crapping on someone else’s art but I can’t remember seeing a worse movie than this and I have reviewed over 900 movies.
IHATEBadMovies.com reviews Northwood Pie
Movie title: Northwood Pie
Movie description: A Community college burnout in the making Crispin, spends the majority of his time stuck on repeat with a longtime group of childhood friends. But his newfound desire to move out of his suburban hometown prompts him to land a job at the local, rundown Northwood Pizza. There he meets a group of employees as attached to their jobs as Crispin's friends are to their city; including Sierra, a girl whose musings lie deeper than most. Through his experiences with his friends, coworkers, and a kindling relationship, Crispin Learns to embrace his higher ambitions.
Date published: 2020-11-13
Director(s): Jay Salahi
Actor(s): Todd Knaak, Annika Foster, Johnny Chang, AJ Hamilton, Kristina Cohen Kruz, Mendel Fogelman, Adam Garza, Jeff Hernandez, Sean Lamping, Trevor Larson, Paul LeScholfs, Amir Malaklou, Andrea Knaak, Walter Moise, Cole Ratcliff, Nathan Rickard, Jay Salahi, Destiny Mounce
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
My Review
Imagine being a fly on the wall in a pizza shop. Sound interesting? No, of course not. This movie was 80 minutes of mediocre dialog that doesn’t go anywhere or mean much of anything. I hate crapping on someone else’s art but I can’t remember seeing a worse movie than this and I have reviewed over 900 movies.
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My Review - 2/10
2/10