Extremely enjoyable
IHATEBadMovies.com reviews The Green Mile

Movie title: The Green Mile
Movie description: A supernatural tale set on death row in a Southern prison, where gentle giant John Coffey possesses the mysterious power to heal people's ailments. When the cell block's head guard, Paul Edgecomb, recognizes Coffey's miraculous gift, he tries desperately to help stave off the condemned man's execution.
Date published: 2007-08-21
Director(s): Frank Darabont
Actor(s): Tom Hanks, David Morse, Bonnie Hunt, Michael Clarke Duncan, James Cromwell, Michael Jeter, Graham Greene, Doug Hutchison, Sam Rockwell, Barry Pepper, Jeffrey DeMunn, Patricia Clarkson, Harry Dean Stanton, Dabbs Greer, Eve Brent, William Sadler, Mack Miles, Rai Tasco, Paula Malcomson, Christopher Joel Ives, Evanne Drucker, Bailey Drucker, Brian Libby, Brent Briscoe, Bill McKinney, Gary Sinise, Rachel Singer, Scotty Leavenworth, Bill Gratton, Dee Croxton, Rebecca Klingler, Gary Imhoff, Van Epperson, David E. Browning, Tommy Barnes, Wes Hall, Phil Hawn, Judy Herrera, Ted Hollis, Gower Mills, Garth Shaw, Jared Stovall, Todd Thompson
Genre: Fantasy, Drama, Crime
My Review
Extremely enjoyable
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My Review - 9/10
9/10
Percy was the only realistic one, treating the inmates like the scum they are, while the other guards were just bleeding hearted little bitches, like really, where have you ever seen such lovely guards? oh dont fry this inmate, he has a mouse, blah blah blah,
give me a freaking break, do you even know what he did to end up on the green mile, huh? no, cause your too busy being his friend,
pathetic.
and who cares if Percy broke a inmates fingers, or made the same loser fry to death on the chair? get it through your freaking stupid heads guards that these inmates are not good people and deserved what they got, at least Percy acts in a believable way,
unlike the other, goody goody make friends with deadly inmates guards!
god i cant stand this movie or those retarded guards, and by the way, Percy didn’t deserve his fate in the end, your not supposed to be kissing the inmates asses okay, idiots your supposed to be cruel and harsh, maybe the writer of this dud should of visited
real prisons to see how guards treat prisoners, instead of writing a movie where the guards and inmates are friends.ugh.
and the guards acting all butthurt cause dell burned to death on the chair? i would be like ummm exuse me, but didn’t you start
a fire that caused 6 people to burn to death, after killing that girl? yeah well, at least you know what it’s like now dont ya? oh, did that hurt, del? GOOD!
cant watch this movie, the pathetic, bleeding hearted little bitch guards ruined it and think they’re soooooooooooo cool making
friends with murderers, like give me a goodamn break okay, your not cool, your a punch of pussies that act all butthurt when one of your own starts acting in a more realistic way. goddamn it why dont you just have a picnic with the prisoners too, huh, you boring duds? pathetic, makes me sick, fuck them.
theres alot of Doug Hutchinson movies out there to watch, that are better then this piece of crap, bleeding guards, ugh. there’s no way in hell they would get a job as a guard, too soft, no freaking way.
stupid bleeding hearted screenwriter, hopefully his next movie is much more realistic.
I miss feeling this worked about a movie! I think the last time I felt like you do was after watching The Blind Side. To be honest I created this review years after watching it and well after I developed a more refined taste. I wonder if I would enjoy it as much the second time around.