Overview
Darcy and Tom gather their families for the ultimate destination wedding but when the entire party is taken hostage, “’Til Death Do Us Part” takes on a whole new meaning in this hilarious, adrenaline-fueled adventure as Darcy and Tom must save their loved ones—if they don’t kill each other first.
The warning signs should have been there. While I like JLo’s personality very much and Jennifer Coolidge has grown on me after season 2 of White Lotus, each of them make catastrophically bad choices when it comes to movies. I don’t think either of them has made a movie since working with Clooney and Christopher Guest, respectively. Want more signs? A music bed running underneath ordinary dialog is a sure sign that the director knows that the dialog is garbage.
Despite having a decent cast this thing is a stinker. The two leads could not have less chemistry together. The mild attempts at humor are so weak that movie feels like a drama. The plot is completely paint-by-numbers and done much better in so many places that it might be easier to count the movies where it was done worse. I can only speak to the first third of the movie as that was as much as I could stomach.
IHATEBadMovies.com reviews Shotgun Wedding
Movie title: Shotgun Wedding
Movie description: Darcy and Tom gather their families for the ultimate destination wedding but when the entire party is taken hostage, “’Til Death Do Us Part” takes on a whole new meaning in this hilarious, adrenaline-fueled adventure as Darcy and Tom must save their loved ones—if they don’t kill each other first.
Date published: 2023-02-06
Director(s): Jason Moore
Actor(s): Jennifer Lopez, Josh Duhamel, Jennifer Coolidge, Sônia Braga, Lenny Kravitz, D'Arcy Carden, Cheech Marin, Selena Tan, Desmin Borges, Pancho Cardena, Alex Mallari Jr., Callie Hernandez, Steve Coulter, Ramin Razmjoo, Tharoth Sam, Worapojd Thautanon, Zachary Wood, Vladimir Acevedo, Powpong Kopholrat, Héctor Aníbal, Asia Munma, Ray Raymundo, Iana Ramirez
Genre: Action, Romance, Comedy
My Review
The warning signs should have been there. While I like JLo’s personality very much and Jennifer Coolidge has grown on me after season 2 of White Lotus, each of them make catastrophically bad choices when it comes to movies. I don’t think either of them has made a movie since working with Clooney and Christopher Guest, respectively. Want more signs? A music bed running underneath ordinary dialog is a sure sign that the director knows that the dialog is garbage.
Despite having a decent cast this thing is a stinker. The two leads could not have less chemistry together. The mild attempts at humor are so weak that movie feels like a drama. The plot is completely paint-by-numbers and done much better in so many places that it might be easier to count the movies where it was done worse. I can only speak to the first third of the movie as that was as much as I could stomach.
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