Only People

I watch a ton of indie movies and over the years the one thing that has stuck out is that if the audio is bad then the movie is almost always just bas bad.  This movie is about two long-time platonic friends that for some reason decide to have a weekend fling.  So they have sex almost immediately and then move to the kitchen.  The man proceeds to make a grilled cheese sandwich with his back to the camera.  There is a little bit of inane conversation… and then waiting.  And more waiting.  That’s right, we are watching him cook the sandwich in real time.  Again, during this time there is no effort to develop the characters, create conflict etc.  Just watching grass grow…. errrr… cheese melt.  I bailed after a couple of more pointless scenes (mixed in with more sex).

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Movie title: Only People

Movie description: Two friends who've had feelings for one another for years decide to set aside their current relationships for a weekend to meet and explore what could've been.

Date published: 2021-07-07

Director(s): Mark Weeden

Actor(s): Joel Ballanger, Carly Fawcett

Genre: Drama

My Review

I watch a ton of indie movies and over the years the one thing that has stuck out is that if the audio is bad then the movie is almost always just bas bad.  This movie is about two long-time platonic friends that for some reason decide to have a weekend fling.  So they have sex almost immediately and then move to the kitchen.  The man proceeds to make a grilled cheese sandwich with his back to the camera.  There is a little bit of inane conversation… and then waiting.  And more waiting.  That’s right, we are watching him cook the sandwich in real time.  Again, during this time there is no effort to develop the characters, create conflict etc.  Just watching grass grow…. errrr… cheese melt.  I bailed after a couple of more pointless scenes (mixed in with more sex).

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