Overview
An arrogant queen becomes a fugitive in her own land after being overthrown by a charismatic revolutionary and must face hardship and danger as she embarks on a voyage to win back her throne.
The good news is that this film is consistently mildly amusing. The bad news is that this not for a second better than mildly (and I mean, mildly) amusing. It definitely aims to be a Monty Python skit, and while Aimee Lou Wood is a revelation in the role (she really is quite believable), the script never rises above the level of meh. It is so meh that I bailed about half way through.
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Movie title: Seize Them!
Movie description: An arrogant queen becomes a fugitive in her own land after being overthrown by a charismatic revolutionary and must face hardship and danger as she embarks on a voyage to win back her throne.
Date published: 2025-06-10
Director(s): Curtis Vowell
Actor(s): Aimee Lou Wood, Lolly Adefope, Nicola Coughlan, Jessica Hynes, Nick Frost, Paul Kaye, Nitin Ganatra, Murray McArthur, John Macmillan, Ben Ashenden, James Acaster, Victoria Broom, Matthew Cottle, Jonathan Gunning, Jason Barnett, Dino Kelly, Ben Rufus Green, Adam Fray, Annie Brothers, Georgia Brothers, Darcie Brothers, Marcus Onilude, Mark Hillman, Kent Goldfinch, Toby Rothwell, Samantha Glendinning
Genre: Comedy, Adventure
My Review
The good news is that this film is consistently mildly amusing. The bad news is that this not for a second better than mildly (and I mean, mildly) amusing. It definitely aims to be a Monty Python skit, and while Aimee Lou Wood is a revelation in the role (she really is quite believable), the script never rises above the level of meh. It is so meh that I bailed about half way through.
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My Review - 5/10
5/10